Write a facebook status. Gets no likes. Delete.
“While on Facebook, I realized that I don’t hate Facebook… I hate people…” - Unknown
“Google: ‘I have everything!’ Facebook: ‘I know everybody!’ Internet: ‘Without me, you all are nothing.’ Electricity: ‘Keep talking, b-ches.’” - Unknown
“Facebook is like a fridge, you know there is nothing new, but you check it anyway.” - Unknown
“The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington.
“There used to be diaries, now it’s called Facebook.” - Unknown
“I hardly know you, but Facebook says it’s your birthday, so happy birthday!” - Unknown
“Facebook Messenger: Even more ways to stay connected to people you don’t like.” - Unknown
“I hate it when people post a Facebook status or tweet instead of confronting a person.” - Unknown
“Facebook + Texting = Textbook. So I’m studying right?” - Unknown