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“Squidward doesn’t need to wear pants because his penis is on his face.” - Unknown
+2-1“The suite life of Zack and Cody is the only place were there is a dumb asian and a smart blonde.” - Unknown
+22-2“When people yawn, do deaf people think they’re screaming?” - Unknown
+11-47*Finds out crush isn’t at school today.* “Damn, wasted outfit.”
+184-1“Would you like another glass of haterade with your b-chflakes or some hoe wheat toast?” - Unknown
+9-37“I could never accept a blowjob from a fat girl. I’d be too afraid that her natural instinct would take over.” - Unknown
+34-128“My phone dies faster than Chris Brown in stomp the yard.” - Unknown
+25-14“There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note that said ‘Don’t eat me’. Now there’s an empty plate and a note that says ‘Don’t tell me what to do’.”
+89-1Teacher: “Why is your cat at school?”
Kid: “Because I heard dad say to mom, ‘I’m going to eat that p–sy when the kids leave’.”
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