“Twitter is currently the only social network your parents haven’t ruined.” - Unknown
“The marijuana loud, so them h–s follow like twitter.” - Wiz Khalifa (On My Level Lyrics)
“Life is like Twitter. You just have to TWEET what you feel, RETWEET the good memories, DELETE the drama and FOLLOW your dreams.” - Unknown
“Google before you tweet is the new think before you speak.” - Unknown
“Twitter: the only place you can legally stalking people.” - Unknown
“I hate it when people post a Facebook status or tweet instead of confronting a person.” - Unknown
“If it wasn’t for Twitter, we’d all be on Facebook refreshing our pages every 5 minutes, wishing for new notifications…” - Unknown
“Dear Twitter users, you have followers, not fans. Sincerely, it’s Twitter, not Hollywood…” - Unknown
“Facebook = Where I lie to my friends. Twitter = Where I’m honest with strangers.” - Unknown
“Why are you tweeting when you have 10 followers? #KillYourSelf” - Unknown